Lawyers Guns and Money Chords

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Key
E Major
Difficulty
Beginner
Capo
None
Chords
Em · G · D · A · C

Lawyers Guns and Money Chords – Guitar

Warren Zevon’s darkly humorous tale of a hapless traveler in over his head. Beginner difficulty in the key of E.

Driving Rock (4/4 Time)
123456

Tip: Keep a steady, percussive strum to drive the story forward.

Lyrics & Chords

Full Song

Verse 1

 
E
I went home with the waitress
A
The way I always do
E
How was I to know
B
She was with the Russians, too?
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Verse 2

 
E
I’m the innocent bystander
A
Somehow I got stuck
E
Between the rock and the hard place
B
And I’m down on my luck
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Bridge

 
A
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
Dad, get me out of this
A
Hah!
E
Hah! Hah! Hah!
 

Verse 3

 
E
I’m the innocent bystander
A
But I ain’t gonna look away
E
This time I got in trouble
B
Much too deep to pray
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Practice tip: Master the E, A, and B chords individually before trying the progression; the song uses only these three chords.

Emtap to play
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Key
E Major
Difficulty
Beginner
Tuning
G-C-E-A
Chords
Em · G · D · A · C

Lawyers Guns and Money Chords – Ukulele

Warren Zevon’s darkly humorous tale of a hapless traveler in over his head. Beginner difficulty in the key of E.

Driving Rock (4/4 Time)
123456

Tip: Keep a steady, percussive strum to drive the story forward.

Lyrics & Chords

Full Song

Verse 1

 
E
I went home with the waitress
A
The way I always do
E
How was I to know
B
She was with the Russians, too?
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Verse 2

 
E
I’m the innocent bystander
A
Somehow I got stuck
E
Between the rock and the hard place
B
And I’m down on my luck
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Bridge

 
A
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
Dad, get me out of this
A
Hah!
E
Hah! Hah! Hah!
 

Verse 3

 
E
I’m the innocent bystander
A
But I ain’t gonna look away
E
This time I got in trouble
B
Much too deep to pray
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Practice tip: Master the E, A, and B chords individually before trying the progression; the song uses only these three chords.

Emtap to play
Gtap to play
Dtap to play
Atap to play
Ctap to play
Key
E Major
Difficulty
Beginner
Left Hand
Root notes
Chords
Em · G · D · A · C

Lawyers Guns and Money Chords – Piano

Warren Zevon’s darkly humorous tale of a hapless traveler in over his head. Beginner difficulty in the key of E.

Driving Rock (4/4 Time)
123456

Tip: Keep a steady, percussive strum to drive the story forward.

Lyrics & Chords

Full Song

Verse 1

 
E
I went home with the waitress
A
The way I always do
E
How was I to know
B
She was with the Russians, too?
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Verse 2

 
E
I’m the innocent bystander
A
Somehow I got stuck
E
Between the rock and the hard place
B
And I’m down on my luck
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Bridge

 
A
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
Dad, get me out of this
A
Hah!
E
Hah! Hah! Hah!
 

Verse 3

 
E
I’m the innocent bystander
A
But I ain’t gonna look away
E
This time I got in trouble
B
Much too deep to pray
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Practice tip: Master the E, A, and B chords individually before trying the progression; the song uses only these three chords.

Emtap to play
Gtap to play
Dtap to play
Atap to play
Ctap to play
Key
E Major
Difficulty
Beginner
Tuning
gDGBD (Open G)
Chords
Em · G · D · A · C

Lawyers Guns and Money Chords – Banjo

Warren Zevon’s darkly humorous tale of a hapless traveler in over his head. Beginner difficulty in the key of E.

Driving Rock (4/4 Time)
123456

Tip: Keep a steady, percussive strum to drive the story forward.

Lyrics & Chords

Full Song

Verse 1

 
E
I went home with the waitress
A
The way I always do
E
How was I to know
B
She was with the Russians, too?
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Verse 2

 
E
I’m the innocent bystander
A
Somehow I got stuck
E
Between the rock and the hard place
B
And I’m down on my luck
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Bridge

 
A
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
Dad, get me out of this
A
Hah!
E
Hah! Hah! Hah!
 

Verse 3

 
E
I’m the innocent bystander
A
But I ain’t gonna look away
E
This time I got in trouble
B
Much too deep to pray
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Practice tip: Master the E, A, and B chords individually before trying the progression; the song uses only these three chords.

Emtap to play
Gtap to play
Dtap to play
Atap to play
Ctap to play
Key
E Major
Difficulty
Beginner
Tuning
G-D-A-E
Chords
Em · G · D · A · C

Lawyers Guns and Money Chords – Mandolin

Warren Zevon’s darkly humorous tale of a hapless traveler in over his head. Beginner difficulty in the key of E.

Driving Rock (4/4 Time)
123456

Tip: Keep a steady, percussive strum to drive the story forward.

Lyrics & Chords

Full Song

Verse 1

 
E
I went home with the waitress
A
The way I always do
E
How was I to know
B
She was with the Russians, too?
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Verse 2

 
E
I’m the innocent bystander
A
Somehow I got stuck
E
Between the rock and the hard place
B
And I’m down on my luck
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Bridge

 
A
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
Dad, get me out of this
A
Hah!
E
Hah! Hah! Hah!
 

Verse 3

 
E
I’m the innocent bystander
A
But I ain’t gonna look away
E
This time I got in trouble
B
Much too deep to pray
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Practice tip: Master the E, A, and B chords individually before trying the progression; the song uses only these three chords.

Emtap to play
Gtap to play
Dtap to play
Atap to play
Ctap to play
Key
E Major
Difficulty
Beginner
Harp Key
C Diatonic
Chords
Em · G · D · A · C

Lawyers Guns and Money Chords – Harmonica

Warren Zevon’s darkly humorous tale of a hapless traveler in over his head. Beginner difficulty in the key of E.

Driving Rock (4/4 Time)
123456

Tip: Keep a steady, percussive strum to drive the story forward.

Lyrics & Chords

Full Song

Verse 1

 
E
I went home with the waitress
A
The way I always do
E
How was I to know
B
She was with the Russians, too?
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Verse 2

 
E
I’m the innocent bystander
A
Somehow I got stuck
E
Between the rock and the hard place
B
And I’m down on my luck
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Bridge

 
A
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
Dad, get me out of this
A
Hah!
E
Hah! Hah! Hah!
 

Verse 3

 
E
I’m the innocent bystander
A
But I ain’t gonna look away
E
This time I got in trouble
B
Much too deep to pray
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Chorus

 
A
I was hiding in Honduras
E
I’m a desperate man
B
Send lawyers, guns, and money
E
The shit has hit the fan
 

Practice tip: Master the E, A, and B chords individually before trying the progression; the song uses only these three chords.