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Chords
G · C · D · Am · Em
Bertha Chords – Guitar
A classic Grateful Dead tune about a persistent, troublesome woman. Beginner difficulty in the key of G.
Rock Strum (4/4 Time)
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Tip: Keep a steady, bouncy rhythm to match the song’s playful feel.
Lyrics & Chords
Full Song
Verse 1
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
If you do you’re gonna grease your face
G C G
Dressed in your jeans and your polyester shirt
D C G
You’re gonna see your picture on the wall
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Verse 2
G C G
I had a hard run, running from your window
D C G
I was all night running, running
G C G
I wonder if you care, I wonder if you care
D C G
I had a love for you, but it was a long time ago
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Verse 3
G C G
I had to move, really had to move
D C G
That’s why if you please, I am on the bend
G C G
I can’t walk, I can’t talk to you
D C G
I can’t walk, I’m on the bend
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Bridge
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
Verse 4
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
Empty out your house, pack it in a suitcase
G C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
D C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Practice tip: Work on the G to C and G to D transitions until they are automatic, as they form the core of the song’s progression.
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Chords
G · C · D · Am · Em
Bertha Chords – Ukulele
A classic Grateful Dead tune about a persistent, troublesome woman. Beginner difficulty in the key of G.
Rock Strum (4/4 Time)
↓↓↑↑↓↑
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Tip: Keep a steady, bouncy rhythm to match the song’s playful feel.
Lyrics & Chords
Full Song
Verse 1
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
If you do you’re gonna grease your face
G C G
Dressed in your jeans and your polyester shirt
D C G
You’re gonna see your picture on the wall
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Verse 2
G C G
I had a hard run, running from your window
D C G
I was all night running, running
G C G
I wonder if you care, I wonder if you care
D C G
I had a love for you, but it was a long time ago
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Verse 3
G C G
I had to move, really had to move
D C G
That’s why if you please, I am on the bend
G C G
I can’t walk, I can’t talk to you
D C G
I can’t walk, I’m on the bend
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Bridge
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
Verse 4
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
Empty out your house, pack it in a suitcase
G C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
D C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Practice tip: Work on the G to C and G to D transitions until they are automatic, as they form the core of the song’s progression.
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Chords
G · C · D · Am · Em
Bertha Chords – Piano
A classic Grateful Dead tune about a persistent, troublesome woman. Beginner difficulty in the key of G.
Rock Strum (4/4 Time)
↓↓↑↑↓↑
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Tip: Keep a steady, bouncy rhythm to match the song’s playful feel.
Lyrics & Chords
Full Song
Verse 1
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
If you do you’re gonna grease your face
G C G
Dressed in your jeans and your polyester shirt
D C G
You’re gonna see your picture on the wall
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Verse 2
G C G
I had a hard run, running from your window
D C G
I was all night running, running
G C G
I wonder if you care, I wonder if you care
D C G
I had a love for you, but it was a long time ago
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Verse 3
G C G
I had to move, really had to move
D C G
That’s why if you please, I am on the bend
G C G
I can’t walk, I can’t talk to you
D C G
I can’t walk, I’m on the bend
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Bridge
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
Verse 4
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
Empty out your house, pack it in a suitcase
G C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
D C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Practice tip: Work on the G to C and G to D transitions until they are automatic, as they form the core of the song’s progression.
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Chords
G · C · D · Am · Em
Bertha Chords – Banjo
A classic Grateful Dead tune about a persistent, troublesome woman. Beginner difficulty in the key of G.
Rock Strum (4/4 Time)
↓↓↑↑↓↑
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Tip: Keep a steady, bouncy rhythm to match the song’s playful feel.
Lyrics & Chords
Full Song
Verse 1
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
If you do you’re gonna grease your face
G C G
Dressed in your jeans and your polyester shirt
D C G
You’re gonna see your picture on the wall
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Verse 2
G C G
I had a hard run, running from your window
D C G
I was all night running, running
G C G
I wonder if you care, I wonder if you care
D C G
I had a love for you, but it was a long time ago
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Verse 3
G C G
I had to move, really had to move
D C G
That’s why if you please, I am on the bend
G C G
I can’t walk, I can’t talk to you
D C G
I can’t walk, I’m on the bend
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Bridge
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
Verse 4
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
Empty out your house, pack it in a suitcase
G C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
D C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Practice tip: Work on the G to C and G to D transitions until they are automatic, as they form the core of the song’s progression.
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Chords
G · C · D · Am · Em
Bertha Chords – Mandolin
A classic Grateful Dead tune about a persistent, troublesome woman. Beginner difficulty in the key of G.
Rock Strum (4/4 Time)
↓↓↑↑↓↑
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Tip: Keep a steady, bouncy rhythm to match the song’s playful feel.
Lyrics & Chords
Full Song
Verse 1
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
If you do you’re gonna grease your face
G C G
Dressed in your jeans and your polyester shirt
D C G
You’re gonna see your picture on the wall
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Verse 2
G C G
I had a hard run, running from your window
D C G
I was all night running, running
G C G
I wonder if you care, I wonder if you care
D C G
I had a love for you, but it was a long time ago
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Verse 3
G C G
I had to move, really had to move
D C G
That’s why if you please, I am on the bend
G C G
I can’t walk, I can’t talk to you
D C G
I can’t walk, I’m on the bend
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Bridge
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
Verse 4
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
Empty out your house, pack it in a suitcase
G C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
D C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Practice tip: Work on the G to C and G to D transitions until they are automatic, as they form the core of the song’s progression.
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Chords
G · C · D · Am · Em
Bertha Chords – Harmonica
A classic Grateful Dead tune about a persistent, troublesome woman. Beginner difficulty in the key of G.
Rock Strum (4/4 Time)
↓↓↑↑↓↑
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Tip: Keep a steady, bouncy rhythm to match the song’s playful feel.
Lyrics & Chords
Full Song
Verse 1
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
If you do you’re gonna grease your face
G C G
Dressed in your jeans and your polyester shirt
D C G
You’re gonna see your picture on the wall
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Verse 2
G C G
I had a hard run, running from your window
D C G
I was all night running, running
G C G
I wonder if you care, I wonder if you care
D C G
I had a love for you, but it was a long time ago
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Verse 3
G C G
I had to move, really had to move
D C G
That’s why if you please, I am on the bend
G C G
I can’t walk, I can’t talk to you
D C G
I can’t walk, I’m on the bend
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Bridge
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
Verse 4
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
Empty out your house, pack it in a suitcase
G C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
D C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
Chorus
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
Practice tip: Work on the G to C and G to D transitions until they are automatic, as they form the core of the song’s progression.