Bertha Chords

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Key
G Major
Difficulty
Beginner
Capo
None
Chords
G · C · D · Am · Em

Bertha Chords – Guitar

A classic Grateful Dead tune about a persistent, troublesome woman. Beginner difficulty in the key of G.

Rock Strum (4/4 Time)
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Tip: Keep a steady, bouncy rhythm to match the song’s playful feel.

Lyrics & Chords

Full Song

Verse 1

 
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
If you do you’re gonna grease your face
G C G
Dressed in your jeans and your polyester shirt
D C G
You’re gonna see your picture on the wall
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Verse 2

 
G C G
I had a hard run, running from your window
D C G
I was all night running, running
G C G
I wonder if you care, I wonder if you care
D C G
I had a love for you, but it was a long time ago
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Verse 3

 
G C G
I had to move, really had to move
D C G
That’s why if you please, I am on the bend
G C G
I can’t walk, I can’t talk to you
D C G
I can’t walk, I’m on the bend
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Bridge

 
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
 

Verse 4

 
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
Empty out your house, pack it in a suitcase
G C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
D C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Practice tip: Work on the G to C and G to D transitions until they are automatic, as they form the core of the song’s progression.

Gtap to play
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Key
G Major
Difficulty
Beginner
Tuning
G-C-E-A
Chords
G · C · D · Am · Em

Bertha Chords – Ukulele

A classic Grateful Dead tune about a persistent, troublesome woman. Beginner difficulty in the key of G.

Rock Strum (4/4 Time)
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Tip: Keep a steady, bouncy rhythm to match the song’s playful feel.

Lyrics & Chords

Full Song

Verse 1

 
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
If you do you’re gonna grease your face
G C G
Dressed in your jeans and your polyester shirt
D C G
You’re gonna see your picture on the wall
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Verse 2

 
G C G
I had a hard run, running from your window
D C G
I was all night running, running
G C G
I wonder if you care, I wonder if you care
D C G
I had a love for you, but it was a long time ago
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Verse 3

 
G C G
I had to move, really had to move
D C G
That’s why if you please, I am on the bend
G C G
I can’t walk, I can’t talk to you
D C G
I can’t walk, I’m on the bend
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Bridge

 
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
 

Verse 4

 
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
Empty out your house, pack it in a suitcase
G C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
D C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Practice tip: Work on the G to C and G to D transitions until they are automatic, as they form the core of the song’s progression.

Gtap to play
Ctap to play
Dtap to play
Amtap to play
Emtap to play
Key
G Major
Difficulty
Beginner
Left Hand
Root notes
Chords
G · C · D · Am · Em

Bertha Chords – Piano

A classic Grateful Dead tune about a persistent, troublesome woman. Beginner difficulty in the key of G.

Rock Strum (4/4 Time)
123456

Tip: Keep a steady, bouncy rhythm to match the song’s playful feel.

Lyrics & Chords

Full Song

Verse 1

 
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
If you do you’re gonna grease your face
G C G
Dressed in your jeans and your polyester shirt
D C G
You’re gonna see your picture on the wall
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Verse 2

 
G C G
I had a hard run, running from your window
D C G
I was all night running, running
G C G
I wonder if you care, I wonder if you care
D C G
I had a love for you, but it was a long time ago
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Verse 3

 
G C G
I had to move, really had to move
D C G
That’s why if you please, I am on the bend
G C G
I can’t walk, I can’t talk to you
D C G
I can’t walk, I’m on the bend
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Bridge

 
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
 

Verse 4

 
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
Empty out your house, pack it in a suitcase
G C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
D C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Practice tip: Work on the G to C and G to D transitions until they are automatic, as they form the core of the song’s progression.

Gtap to play
Ctap to play
Dtap to play
Amtap to play
Emtap to play
Key
G Major
Difficulty
Beginner
Tuning
gDGBD (Open G)
Chords
G · C · D · Am · Em

Bertha Chords – Banjo

A classic Grateful Dead tune about a persistent, troublesome woman. Beginner difficulty in the key of G.

Rock Strum (4/4 Time)
123456

Tip: Keep a steady, bouncy rhythm to match the song’s playful feel.

Lyrics & Chords

Full Song

Verse 1

 
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
If you do you’re gonna grease your face
G C G
Dressed in your jeans and your polyester shirt
D C G
You’re gonna see your picture on the wall
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Verse 2

 
G C G
I had a hard run, running from your window
D C G
I was all night running, running
G C G
I wonder if you care, I wonder if you care
D C G
I had a love for you, but it was a long time ago
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Verse 3

 
G C G
I had to move, really had to move
D C G
That’s why if you please, I am on the bend
G C G
I can’t walk, I can’t talk to you
D C G
I can’t walk, I’m on the bend
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Bridge

 
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
 

Verse 4

 
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
Empty out your house, pack it in a suitcase
G C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
D C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Practice tip: Work on the G to C and G to D transitions until they are automatic, as they form the core of the song’s progression.

Gtap to play
Ctap to play
Dtap to play
Amtap to play
Emtap to play
Key
G Major
Difficulty
Beginner
Tuning
G-D-A-E
Chords
G · C · D · Am · Em

Bertha Chords – Mandolin

A classic Grateful Dead tune about a persistent, troublesome woman. Beginner difficulty in the key of G.

Rock Strum (4/4 Time)
123456

Tip: Keep a steady, bouncy rhythm to match the song’s playful feel.

Lyrics & Chords

Full Song

Verse 1

 
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
If you do you’re gonna grease your face
G C G
Dressed in your jeans and your polyester shirt
D C G
You’re gonna see your picture on the wall
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Verse 2

 
G C G
I had a hard run, running from your window
D C G
I was all night running, running
G C G
I wonder if you care, I wonder if you care
D C G
I had a love for you, but it was a long time ago
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Verse 3

 
G C G
I had to move, really had to move
D C G
That’s why if you please, I am on the bend
G C G
I can’t walk, I can’t talk to you
D C G
I can’t walk, I’m on the bend
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Bridge

 
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
 

Verse 4

 
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
Empty out your house, pack it in a suitcase
G C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
D C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Practice tip: Work on the G to C and G to D transitions until they are automatic, as they form the core of the song’s progression.

Gtap to play
Ctap to play
Dtap to play
Amtap to play
Emtap to play
Key
G Major
Difficulty
Beginner
Harp Key
C Diatonic
Chords
G · C · D · Am · Em

Bertha Chords – Harmonica

A classic Grateful Dead tune about a persistent, troublesome woman. Beginner difficulty in the key of G.

Rock Strum (4/4 Time)
123456

Tip: Keep a steady, bouncy rhythm to match the song’s playful feel.

Lyrics & Chords

Full Song

Verse 1

 
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
If you do you’re gonna grease your face
G C G
Dressed in your jeans and your polyester shirt
D C G
You’re gonna see your picture on the wall
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Verse 2

 
G C G
I had a hard run, running from your window
D C G
I was all night running, running
G C G
I wonder if you care, I wonder if you care
D C G
I had a love for you, but it was a long time ago
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Verse 3

 
G C G
I had to move, really had to move
D C G
That’s why if you please, I am on the bend
G C G
I can’t walk, I can’t talk to you
D C G
I can’t walk, I’m on the bend
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Bridge

 
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
D C G
I was all night running from your door
 

Verse 4

 
G C G
Bertha don’t you come around here anymore
D C G
Empty out your house, pack it in a suitcase
G C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
D C G
You know you got to let me slide, let me slide
 

Chorus

 
C G
Test me, test me
D C
Why don’t you arrest me
C G
Throw me in the jailhouse
D G
’Til the sun goes down
 

Practice tip: Work on the G to C and G to D transitions until they are automatic, as they form the core of the song’s progression.